So, yesterday in church I most certainly didn't have my eyes open during prayer, and I definately did not see a spider descend from a way up high on the sanctuary ceiling, and land in the hair of the lady in front of me.  I absolutely did not keep it to myself for fear that if I said something about a spider being in her hair she would freak out in the middle of the prayer and cause a scene! I didn't do that, so you can settle yourself down!  (The spider went back up his web after about 10 seconds, so all is good!)  

In no way did I become furious when I saw that my husband's yearly salary was published for all to see in the annual report at church.  Seriously!!!  That is nobody's business, and it is so humiliating!  However, I would never allow such a thing to make me upset!  NOT ME! 

 I did not become very sarcastic in response to someone's rude remark regarding me being 4 minutes late to church.  After the comment "Oh, look who's late for church!  The pastor's wife!", I most certainly didn't reply "Look who didn't have to get yourself and four children ready by themselves!"  If I would have said that it wouldn't have been very saintly of me, so NO, I certainly didn't say that!

As you can tell, I didn't have a very good morning yesterday, but today is  a new day, and I'm not grumpy and tired at all!  NOT ME!